Seriously, every single time somebody tells me not to worry and that I’m being irrational I’m just like WOW COOL THAT IS SO HELPFUL WHY DID I NOT EVER THINK OF THAT?!
presidential debate topic idea: what would u do if ur son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
Oh my god, and Romney would be all, “Girl, you ain’t the only one with a baby, that’s no excuse to be living all crazy.”
And then Obama would say, “But she is the only one with a uterus in this conversation.” And then he’d give her healthcare.